“For a Pulsar named NS200 so loved The Possum, that she decided to have a top box on her, rather than have Possum’s backbone that has no spares suffer and break. Also Kanjo.“(see previous post) She went on a 2 day hiatus to the garage, leaving me wife-less for 2 days.
“I’m going to get in shape. I’m sure I’ll be back with a huuuuge bumbum(topbox)“, she mouthed through her exhaust on her way out. She was right by the way. She came back with a huuuuuuge bumbum. 😂
When we got to the garage, as she was checking in, I noticed a ZMR 2014 in the corner. More like she noticed me. And she was like, “We should hangout sometime, you guy. My guy won’t mind.”
Me: “I used to have a 2013 ZMR, you know. All you ZMR’s are just the same. Mschew. I’ve moved on. Now I’m married to a Pulsar.”
“Aki I’m different woishe. Imagine, New ECU, New frame, even new tyres. I’m so different. Give me a chance.” She responded.
It was decided. 2 days and no more. Tungeona.
Here are my impressions.
Disclaimer: I cannot compare fuel consumption nor raw power coz my pulsar might need a different carb settings, or a new carb. Shucks, I must learn these things. Anyway, cha muhimu ni uhai. Marriage takes time.
A real looker
Okay, so, so far I’ve settled with a Pulsar for nearly a year. She was/is marriage material indeed. Doing what worked, and real companion. For a person of my height, weight, muscular build, or lack there of, she is just perfect. At least I can carry her. And I did on my wedding day. Not like some people out there at my height riding R1200’s and forcing issues.
But this ZMR, it’s like dating a slay queen kiasi. A real head turner. “Waiter, can I get some kiburi(pride) with a side of fries? Thanks.” All the guys around always look when she passes. We can thank fairings for that. They look right up until they discover it’s not a supersport.
Such a mbenye though, this particular one. She also speaks her mind, ALL THE TIME, she doesn’t shurrrup, keeping guys away during lane-splitting, with no apologies. But then, sometimes, it’s a bit too much, no? A loud exhaust? My bae is quiet.
The body position is way more aggressive, almost super-sport like(I guess). Made me consider actually delaying my next naked or tourer and getting a 600 super-sport for a year or so then moving on to actual goal bikes. (Of course, Pulsar bae is okay with being a co-wife. Well I think she is. We’ve not had the discussion. Tihihihi.)
Amongst the multitudes – traffic
Suprisingly though, the handlebars achieve an impressive position during turning on the ZMR. It is also not that heavy – either that, or I have become much better at handling bigger girls and don’t feel the weight. Tips to handling heavier girls include using phrases like “You’ve grown healthier in such a wonderful way.“, and avoiding those like:
“You are round nowadays“, ama:
“Caro, kilo nayo? Hurumianga weighing machine please.” Especially those litre bikes. They can kill you with snide comments like those.
But just because the handlebars turn much tighter doesn’t automatically make it a better turner. Wheelbase is the other monster in the game. It’s a taller(longer) bike, from what I could tell, so turning radius is wider (turns go a bit further). By like 10mm, I guess, or some small number. But dang it, wider is wider and it must be called out shamelessly!
Turning radius I find important, because it leads to less stress. On a scale of pure-calm-ocean comfort, to kill-me-now stress, how would you feel splitting all along Uhuru Highway in gridlock traffic with your whatever-bike?????? See your life.
Comforts of FI
Shucks, you will only hear me say this once. ****WHISPER***
Before I married the NS, on the week of the wedding, I got to discover kumbe she had a sister. An eFi-and-ABS twin. Wueh. Don’t tell her I said this, but going back, maybe I would have dated her sister. I didn’t say it though. You misheard.
Cornering
The ZMR ultimately didn’t give me confidence during turns. The Pulsar, Bill Mike of OneManSpanner(Importer of said Pulsars) says, is built for cornering, for racing and sport. Decisions on parts are made using that consideration. Hence why the seat is so damn hard! It’s not about comfort here. It’s about that sport. And so I was very happy when I got the Pulsar back, big bumbum and all. The confidence to lean, to toss the bike about during long cornering. The ZMR feels easy to flick side to side, but don’t confuse that for leaning. Something I’ve learnt.
Braking
The brakes feel better on the Pulsar. Maybe it’s this particular ZMR that has been abused too much. However, here is something you might not know. See the shape of the Pulsar’s tank? During the testing of those impressive brakes, one gets pushed forward, and the aggressive tank shape is more than willing to squeeze your family jewels and leave you childless. Keep that in mind my fellow singles. Save the future.
Engine
Hehe. Hehehe.
Hehehehehe. Haahahahahahaha!
So, there is a reason I moved from the CC(cubic capacity) camp in comparing bikes and to the specs(horsepower and torque specs). It’s much akin to comparing the beauty based on external ‘factors‘ alone, you know, the weak stuff of life, looks which fade, bums which un-bum, where as life is not lived on external factors but rather the inner composition of a human being. Compatibility, 16personalities, SWOTs etc. (Niko nje I know. This comes with dating bikes, not humans).
For the same CC, the 2014 ZMR makes more power than it’s 2013 counter part. The Pulsar NS200 and AS200 make more power overall than the ZMR. And I think it’s everywhere. The title of the post is derived from this. (The RS200, the eFI-faired variant, make more power than all of them, hence why it costs like 100-150k more than these, plus fairings are lookers, etc. It also redlines at 10k, not 9.5k.)
When compared to my Pulsar, the ZMR felt like the bike to do longer distance(THE TOURER- SPORT TOURER). A screen to boot and keep wind-blast somewhat at bay(or at bae, see what I did there? 😉 ), and all other machinations make it a good bike(The weird part of the sport part of the sport touring is that being leaned over on jacket that doesn’t extend to the neck means wind gets in there and to your chest. Lol.) But the power is linear(distributed evenly in the rpm range). Feels like one could cover serious distance like that, except for the occasional back ache I guess. It is also more planted on the road, and feels heavier, which is good for touring. Implants that confidence. It feel like that at 90+.
The Pulsar revs higher(The SuperBike Like one), at redline of 9.5 and rpm light on at 10k compared to redline of 8k on the ZMR.
And that’s what’s funny. 😂
At 8k, is when the full power of the Pulsar comes open. Infact, I have a theory. The dash on the Pulsar actually has some small marks from 8k onwards. Made wonder if those marks denote where the power comes in.
Waksi on the Red ZMR noted this on riding the Pulsar for 2 days. Kim Kibe of the Orange ZMR noted this on his test ride. Power kicks in. On the ZMR, much like coming back to the Pulsar from the Duke 390, I kept waiting for the power band during acceleration and overtakes to kick in. And waiting. And waiting, but nothing. Of course you adjust, but man (or woman).
The Pulsar engine is butter smooth. The reason I think for that and also more power is DTSI. While the ZMR uses a single plug, and Pulsar uses 3. A huge main plug and 2 secondary smaller plugs. Gives good fuel efficiency, power, and makes the engine butter smooth! Some even make it smoother by using Motul 7100 engine oil, I shall try.
Conclusion
Ultimately, the experience has helped me better decide to stop selling my Pulsar. We were honestly speaking, having a rough time, given that a few weeks before I had visited a Duke 390’s house, and decided the Pulsar doesn’t treat me right. But we shall mend the fence and just buy a second bigger bike if I ever need the extra power. (But I never tour so I don’t need one.)
I will make another review once I fix the carb issues on my bike(which may involve a carb import. That’s the part that sucks about this.)
That’s my review. Feel free to leave your thoughts below.
Of course, Team 500+cc will view/have already viewed this post as nothing more than 2 small capacity babies fighting over non-sense. They say, just buy a bigger bike. And I say, try follow me and traffic and suffer.
Possum-out!